Narcolepsy 101
Evidently I suffer from this rare sleeping disease. For if I am stationary for more then 3 minutes, I fall asleep. Hard. This afternoon I was awoken from my 50 minute cat-nap to my 13 month old devil, I mean son, beating me with a 2 foot long plastic carrot. No he really was beating me. Swung that sucker like Barry Bonds on steroids. 90 minutes later when the boy was napping, I made the mistake of sitting down again. Woke up 90 minutes later feeling like death warmed over. Or kitty litter. Now it is 930pm and I am ready to go to bed. Good nighhhhhhhhhh