COFFEE

As we all know is my bestest friend in the whole wide world. I would own a starbucks if I didn't fear drinking all the profits.

You Are an Espresso

At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung You drink coffee when: anytime you're not sleeping Your caffeine addiction level: high

What Kind of Coffee Are You?

Spicy

You Are Mexican Food

Spicy yet dependable. You pull punches, but people still love you.

What Kind of Food Are You?

So you think I'm WHAT?

Melissa shared this with a group of us and I thought I would give it a shot. Share happy thoughts:
http://kevan.org/johari?name=dobbyswife
Share constructive criticism:
http://kevan.org/nohari?name=dobbyswife

My Becky is coming, my Becky is coming

It is sort of like the British invasion. Sort of. Becky, Ginny (twin sisters, Becky has the long hair), and I went to high school together. Becky aided in getting me and my first husband together. Becky is Aileen's godmother. Becky hasn't seen me in 3 years! She is coming to visit at the end of next month and I can't wait! Can we tell I am a little excited?

Penis

Yup, that is right ladies and gents. The bun in the oven has a penis and he is very proud of it too! LOL This is basically the only good pictures we got from the ultrasound today. He is measuring bigger then what they thought but I haven't been known to have small babies. He is healthy. Aileen was disappointed and Lauren was down right pissed but I am sure that they will love him as much as they adore Aiden. How he is going to feel about this, well, it isn't going to be pretty that is for damn sure!

Oh bitter sweet victory

Are you really winning a battle if no one acknowledges it? Should you have to cattle prod those you love to take notice of major accomplishments in your life. Would you like an example? Here it comes. I quit smoking as I have shared on here January 11th. It wasn't and still isn't easy. Even today I had to fight the urge not to slap Will upside the head, run for the door with keys and wallet in hand and head straight for "Oh thank heaven, 7-11". But I fought it, just like I have for the past 33 days. And guess who hasn't noticed one freaking lick. You guessed it, the nag master himself. Now I realize that this doesn't sink into him like it does me, that this has been and always will be a major life accomplishment. But I don't think that I should have to write it in Neon lights that "Hey, I am quit for over a freaking month, would a pat on the back be to much?" Now maybe I am wrong on this but I think not.
33 days, 15 hours, 3 minutes and 40 seconds smoke free. 841 cigarettes not smoked.
$154.69 and 6 days, 10 hours of your life saved.

Oh and can't you tell that my kids have a rough life? LOL

Sucker, or so they thought!

My dad asked me to repo a Mustang. Not going into details just leave it at now we get to try to sell it. You would think this is a fairly easy task. Ha! PITA has been in my driveway since 12/26 and shows no signs of moving (next week this will be a huge issue as it is sitting where 115 cases of Girl Scout cookies need to live). 2 people simotanously show interest in the vehicle. As I can't take a regular check, I insisted on cashiers checks, thinking this would be a less likely way to get screwed. Well the first one looked fake. Aileen could have made that with 3 minutes and use of paint shop! So I call the bank that issued it any way and well they basically said "cash that and you are stupid". Ok. Pissed but I have another buyer on the line. Contact that bank as this check looks real, has the water mark and everything else.
"I'm sorry ma'am. The check in your possession is fraudulent. Please turn it over to local authorities."
WTF? Do I have sucker tattooed on my forehead? Evidently these 2 jack asses thought I did. Well I didn't only turn it over to local authorities I also turned it over to the Navy. Now who is the sucker?

I told you

I would post pictures today. My baby boy, my baby girl, and my boy and his girl friend (they kiss and often). Her Daddy had issues with the fact that Aiden kisses his wife and daughter (occasionally with tongue) but I think it is funny cause she kisses him too. And well she flirts with Will so it is all fair, right? I mean there isn't anything there to worry about, right? This doesn't mean my boy will be a player? That's is it, he is joining a monastery!

Still here....Barely

I hate being sick. Mommies aren't allowed to get sick. So I got whammied with the "quit flu" over the weekend (actually the last 5 days). Basically most ex-smokers get really ill in the first month that they quit smoking. Sinuses get impacted, then they can't stop dripping. Add the sore throat, mild fever, cotton lined lungs and a head ache to rival any migraine and you have how I have been for the past 5 days. Throw into the mix that I am pregnant and can only take freaking Tylenol (which is a great product mind you but it doesn't do shit when you feel like shit) and well I am miserable. Doing a little better today. Actually managed more then 3 hours of straight sleep so that is always a plus!

The Super Bowl ended not how I had hoped but the commercials were worth the pain (until the half time show which can I just say SUCKED EGGS, The Rolling Stones need to call it a century and roll over in there grave) of the final score. The Sea Chickens just couldn't pull it off.

Tomorrow I should have found my camera (it is tiny so it gets lost A LOT) so I will have pics to post! I am off to only dream that I could take NyQuil!